The Mensch on a Bench Hanukkah Activity Kit


In addition to the crappy doll I've already reviewed, The Mensch on a Bench brand has expanded to infect numerous products. I've seen ads for toy animals, and more dolls. And, of course, the activity kit I'm looking at today.

Do I even need to specify I found this on clearance? I got it at Michael's for 70% off the original price, which was still $2.99 I'm never going to see again.


Among the lies I found on the packaging were that there were eight Hanukkah card inside - mine only included SEVEN. Also, this claims the book includes "10 Fun Activities," when none of the activities were fun.


Setting that aside for a moment, let's look at what's included. There are the aforementioned eight (seven) identical Hanukkah cards and envelopes, six crayons, four markers, two sticker sheets, and the activity book. The cards are ugly, the crayons and markers are cheap, and the stickers are... well, they're stickers - not much to say there. Almost everything's branded with Mosche, the Mensch on a Bench mascot - I suppose you'll like the rest if you like the design (it's slightly less creepy than Elf on the Shelf, I guess).

Let's talk about the content of the activity book, which is - and I think I'm being fair here - a failure on nearly every conceivable level.


Let's start with this maze. I finished it a couple times using different colors to demonstrate there are multiple solutions. That's how stupid the people who made this think your kids are.

Moving on.


Ignore the word search on the left for a moment. Instead, note the activity on the right side where you're supposed to, "Draw your family watching over the--"


"--Menorah with Moshe."

Relatively speaking, the editor for this had a pretty easy job - this thing is only fourteen pages long. All they had to do was make sure those pages lined up correctly. That's it.

And clearly, it was too much to ask for. These aren't the only pages impacted by this screw-up: four of  the activities are noticeably thrown off, including another "coloring" exercise broken up.

The other activities don't get any better - one is to learn different spellings of "Hanukkah," and another is learning prayers. I think we may need an official ruling as to what constitutes an "activity" versus "education."

Jewish kids are absolutely under-served by the scarcity of Hanukkah-themed products on the market, but this fails to correct the problem. It just means a few receive this as a gift this year, ruining at least one night of the holiday.

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