Mainlining Christmas

Turn yourself into a perfect facsimile of Santa Claus with this undersized hat and crappy, inflatable beard.

Build your own 3D model of frustration with Creatology's Christmas Eve foam kit!

Because who doesn't want a plastic snowman heckling them while they take a dump? Thanks, Hallmark.

Check out the "Cosmic Hat," a variation on the Santa hat for people who like annoying lights and sounds.

What better way to celebrate the magic of Christmas than by mounting the severed head of Comet to your wall?

I just posted another brief toy review (and I use that word in the loosest sense possible), this time for a plush Santa from the underrated holiday masterpiece, Arthur Christmas . Here it is, in case you're interested:

There's a new video review of three miniature toys I picked up at Toys 'R Us:

What better way to celebrate Christmas than with a crappy statuette of the Nativity purchased at a dollar store?

I just posted a review of a Christmas novelty toy we found on clearance in a gift shop. Check it out now and enjoy repeats in your worst nightmares:

Apparently we're doing video reviews now. Video! Here's a review of a Playmobil Saint Nicholas and Christmas Angel set.