In these trying times, let us all remember the true meaning of Black Friday

Black Friday tree, Black Friday tree

Your advent's been foretold

Black Friday tree, Black Friday tree

Cast in an industrial mold.

In foreign lands, you were made

By workers who were underpaid

Black Friday tree, Black Friday tree

We bought you at a Walmart

Black Friday tree, Black Friday tree

Shipped over seas real fast

Black Friday tree, Black Friday tree

Not sure you're made to last

With branches dark and details nice,

You shelter us from retail price

Black Friday tree, Black Friday tree

We got you at a Walmart

From our family to yours, we wish you a very merry Black Friday