This is unexpected. There's an extra gift here, and it's addressed to you.
I know we usually wait until Christmas, but it says to open now. We probably shouldn't argue. But what in the world could it be?
It looks like a book. Only... I think there's more here.
I was right! It's a whole bunch of books. In fact, it's ALL MY BOOKS! And you're getting them absolutely free.
Well, the Kindle copies, anyway. Hey, what do you expect - paperbacks don't grow on trees. But, from now through December 26th, you can download free copies of For Love of Children, Facsimile, A Count of Five, Tide of Ice, and Tending the Fire. Get them now; read them later.
And the best part of digital copies is you can keep them and still re-gift them. Just send your friends the links in lieu of a real gift and remind them it's the thought that counts.